Lebron James Jokes

Vale, reconozco que le tengo un poco de tirria a Bron Bron, pero solo ha sido durante este año, y bueno cada vez que abre la boca..
He encontrado por la red unas cuantas coñas hacia su persona y sus ya conocidos 'cuartos-cuartos' en los playoffs...





- LeBron James is set to release his own line of headphones. The sound quality is amazing as it has no ring.
- LeBron James was just traded to the Florida Panthers. He should be wildly successful, since in the NHL, there are only 3 periods.
- I saw LeBron before the game and I asked for $1. He gave me 75 cents. I said where's the rest? He replied i don't have a 4th quarter.
- What's the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? They're both big and full of gas, but at least Saturn has rings.
- Why did LeBron James get an automatic transmission in his Lamborghini? He's not good in the clutch.
- The new movie called "the fourth" will star LeBron James as the invisible man.
- Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because he can't pass the finals.
- What does LeBron James have in common with a fabric store? Neither carries any hardware.
- Apple is coming out with a LeBron James iPhone. But it only vibrates because it has no rings.
- Why does LeBron only get served boneless buffalo wings? Because he has a tendency to choke.
- Tomorrow is Lebron James day, everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.




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